Just outside my parents house on Black Lake there was an ice fishing altercation in which a women assaulted two men with fish. I arrived at my parents' home to pick up my children to find a TV News crew walking into the house to interview my father about the brutal fish attack.
Here's what the papers had to say...
Gale said officers were called to the lake by one of the men who claimed they were assaulted by “a female wielding a fish.”
The men, both in their early 20s, said they were ice fishing in a shanty when they were approached by a woman who “wanted to urinate on the ice,” Gale said.
“The woman said to turn their heads while she urinated. While their backs were turned the woman struck the first complainant in the head with a fish,” Gale said. “The female then approached them and struck the other man across the face with a fish.”
If I'm not mistaken, this is one of the signs of the apocalypse.